February 2012
194 posts
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
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Don't Cry...It's Just Sarcasm: Surefire ways to... →
dontcryitsjustsarcasm:
Wake up three times throughout the night because of a sharp pain in your stomach. Heartburn? I’m not sure. Just make sure you have a pain that wakes you up 3 times, at least. The key to a great morning is to not get any sleep the night before.
Time your morning perfectly. Your boyfriend wakes…
I’m pretty sure I said “Wow you look adult today!”...
“Sleep is still most perfect, in spite of hygienists, when it is shared with a...”
– D. H. Lawrence, Sons and Lovers (via bookmania)
